Another real life conversation from my family. We were eating a late dinner and talking about each of our days.
Ariel: I ate Chinese today. My fortune cookie said “You are pretty.”
Laughter.
Me: my favorite fortune cookie said “It is a nice day.” I wonder how you get the job of writing fortunes? I’d say things like “You should go home now.”
Ariel: Mine would say “Did you enjoy the cat?”
You can’t make this stuff up.
Making sandwiches in the kitchen.
Her: “We are like Michael and Holly.”
Me: “What? Who?” (while trying to think of REAL people we actually know)
Her: “You know, like Michael and Holly from ‘The Office.’ We break out in funny voices at random times. We can’t be cool and funny and normal like Jim and Pam. We make weird noises and funny voices when we talk to each other.”
Me (in my best Yoda): “Hmm. Like Michael and Holly we are indeed.”
Point taken.
Which television character(s) are you most like?
I’d like to alert you to a very serious and growing epidemic. Picture Crashing. Defined: inserting yourself into another’s photograph without their knowledge. Notice the example on the right. The smiling mugs in the background belong to my wife’s dad and sister. Using precise angles and timing, they successfully crashed this picture of my wife, stepdaughter and me on vacation. Read the rest of this entry »
Heath is a husband, dad, musician, worship leader, radio personality, and purveyor of random knowledge. Heath also types in third person on occasion.
